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$UNNACHOD artwork: a duct-taped orange cat above the exact project name and FIXED SUPPLY
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$UNNACHOD

Crunchy Kat is duct-taped together. The supply joke is fixed, literally.

Launched October 23, 2026, on Kasseal · Kaspa

Kaspa token ID: ffc20f9076918a7703619afec525c292287da8d29c15c5a0039785e4d89028d6

$UNNACHOD features Crunchy Kat: enormous eyes, duct tape and a problem no amount of cheese can solve. The project's punch line is 'Fixed supply, literally.'

$UNNACHOD launched on Kasseal on October 23, 2026, and trades on Kaspa. Use the token link on this page to view the listing or buy $UNNACHOD. This is a complimentary Daily Bond community feature using project-supplied artwork; the supply joke is not an audit.

Project information

Project status

Relationship
Community feature (unpaid)
Launch status
Live
Chain
Kaspa
Venue
Kasseal
Date
Launched Friday, 23 October 2026 · exact time unconfirmed
Ticker
UNNACHOD
Contract
ffc20f9076918a7703619afec525c292287da8d29c15c5a0039785e4d89028d6

Checked October 24, 2026: Kasseal identifies the project as $UNNACHOD and says it launched one day earlier. Its first recorded trade was October 23 at 17:26 UTC, confirming the launch day; the exact creation time is unconfirmed. The token ID is on the project hub and the live listing has a buy panel. This is an unpaid community feature using project-supplied artwork.

Official project links

Buy $UNNACHOD on Kasseal

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